Best school play

Parents applaud afterwards. "That's my little gangster!"

Geppetto Probably Killed Himself

Got 99 Problems

The Original Gangster

More Future Shit...

Killing Universes As We Burn

Teamwork

Awesome compilation of epic skills

Catch me if you can

Frank Abagnale 1 of 2
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The real Frank Abagnale stands up.

Make the internet easier to read

Readability : An Arc90 Lab Experiment from Arc90 on Vimeo.

So completely worth having. Get rid of all those fucking ads and margin distractions. Hit up "readability" in your google bar RIGHT NOW!

Unbefuckinglievable

Clearly, this is ridiculous. Baltimore my ass. And I was so pumped to see Kaiyukan.... just kidding I'm pretty sure Kaiyukan's bigger. This is in Okinawa by the way. Sit back and count the whale sharks.

Celtics pride

Holy shit it's Steve. Someone get Steve he's on the internet... seriously though this guy's got some pretty fucking intense Celtics/Bon Jovi spirit. Best. Jumbotron. Performance. Ever. Represent, motherfucker.

How to train your cormorant

Cormorants fishing from Khedara Ariyaratne on Vimeo.

Next step: mecha

I knew it. The Japanese are planning to take over the world again.

Great idea

Most of us can never figure out what the hell to use those for anyway.

Alt energy: giant wind balloon

The idea is that the higher you go, the faster the wind is. Apparently there's a lot of wind power to be had up there.

Rocky Marciano

Born: September 1, 1923
Died: August 31, 1969
Heavyweight Champion of the World

Years Active:

03_17_1947 - 09_21_1955

Only Professional Boxer to Retire Undefeated

Birds

That Good Shit

Winning Yahtzee

gay.

Jackie Chan has a pet fish

Warning: you must be Jackie Chan to even attempt something this awesome

Mushroom time lapse

Blues Master

Xbox

gives you insane jump rope skills

Sick moves

Mascots would be worth having if they could all do this

Segway for men

Back when things were cooler. And more dangerous.

Doubling Every Two Years

Future Phones;

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Oh Shit

Heeeeeeeeeere's NEW DIRTY BASTARD!

Pacman Geometry

Realtoons

I'm never reading Peanuts again.

Battletoads

You wanna fight?

Startling Revelation

Beowulf and Reign of Fire are the same story. Fuckin insane.

Skills

Something to Do When Bored

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How much is too much, before you go crazy?

Genius

Mohandas Gandhi:
There are many causes I would die for. There is not a single cause I would kill for.
I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent.

I regard myself as a soldier, though a soldier of peace.
I do believe that where there is a choice between only cowardice and violence, I would advise violence...

That which looks for mercy from an opponent is not non-violence.

If love or non-violence be not the law of our being, the whole of my argument falls to pieces.

An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind.
Confucius:
What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.
I am not bothered by the fact that I am unknown. I am bothered when I do not know others.
Tell me something and I'll forget it, show me something and maybe I'll remember it, involve me and I will remember it.
Listen widely to remove your doubts and be careful when speaking about the rest and your mistakes will be few.

To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous.

Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.

You Won't See It Coming

Got Balls

Thinkwell

Homotest

Dammit, I might be gay. This guy has some pretty sexy shoulders.

Overkill

AAAAUUUUGGGHH!!!! FLYING T80!!!! *face melts*

Mac should have used this

Desert Eagle commercial

Walmart

has a new strategy

Munchy Madness

The Thaitalian Kielbasub1 Italian Sub-bun
Mayonnaise
2 Peppered Roast Beef Deli Cuts
1 Layre of Thai Basil (cause I don't have Basil at the moment)
1/2 Tomato slivered
1 Pan-fried Kielbasa
add some Olive Oil and Balsamic Vinegar

**** of 5: Thai basil is mintier and is a poor replacement for actual Basil

Ha...Genitalia

Should I Laugh?

Anteaters: Natures Badass

Memorable Quotes

"All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting."

"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."

"As with the Christian religion, the worst advertisement for Socialism is its adherents."

"At fifty everyone has the face he deserves."

"Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them."

"Every war when it comes, or before it comes, is represented not as a war but as an act of self-defense against a homicidal maniac."

"He was an embittered atheist, the sort of atheist who does not so much disbelieve in God as personally dislike Him."

"Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals."

"On the whole, human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time."

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever."

--George Orwell

Alpacas

You never see them till it's too fucking late.

Dogs

Can't even speak English. Honestly...